Pleasure slave training...

My one wish? To throughly train pleasure slaves for the enjoyment of Earth Women!
 
Are you the lucky sub male who'll learn to bring erotic pleasure to Female Earthlings?
 
With My firm hand and consistent pressure to excel in face sitting, body worship, golden showers, role play, and so much more, you will finally be of use to your Goddess! 
 
your BDSM and fetish desires set our pace, darling, and you will not leave My private play room until I'm satisfied you've learned your lesson.
 
Why play with lil girls when you can be properly trained by an oversexed, real-world Woman? My insatiable urges need quenching, and in the process of releasing My pent-up tensions, you'll learn what Women really want! 
 
your training will be conducted at My private Berkeley CA studio. Go to http://Abductr.com to submit your request form...xo 
 
...now get on your knees, put your head between My things, and take a big sniff of today's lesson plan...