Financial Ruins and Humiliation of Katie Savage

Who knew I’d be reporting back so soon after My California adventure with Asian Goddess.  We had such a fabulous time.  Mostly hiking, sight seeing at different beaches, and smoking weed.  The highlight was a tie between watching seals and sea lions in the cove for over an hour and petting a 5 year old black, majestic Mustang We met on Our hike.  Of course seeing My dear friend was just what I needed.  Be sure to send more Southwest gift cards to fund My travels; receive exclusive pictures.

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THE cutest thing EVER

I love nature

POSE

mesmerized

Adventure time

Sandy Arches

The GOLDEN hour

Beach Babe

Magical California Sunset

Beach. Sunset. Palms

Ice Cream Date

Sexy Stoner

During Memorial Day weekend, My Girlfriend and I strapped the kayak on the car and drove towards the ocean.  It was a so much fun spending the day at the beach, and kayaking on the ocean with all of the waves from other watercraft.  We even set up Our huge SPF 50 sun tent to make a day of it, White Claw included.  It was a grand time until I was swimming in the ocean, enjoying the abnormally blue water, when I got stung not once but thrice by a jelly fish.  Once on My butt, My knee, and the top of My foot. This was My first time experiencing the stinging sensation, but I was relieved when it subsided after 15 minutes or so.  And NO, no one urinated on Me.

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Last, but not least, is a reminder that My birthday is next Sunday, September, 22.  Be sure you are spending your cash on My pages this month. I expect tributes and gifts from My wishlist.  Send something, regardless of your budget, or become dead to Me. chop chop sluts.  Admit, pleasing Me is your purpose.  Now is your time to prove it.

Look at Me taking time out of My Hot Girl Summer to update My blog.  July was the hottest month in recorded history.  Thus, I have been releasing HOT content.  Most of which is Me, relaxing in water.  We know how much I love to go to the beach.

And Natural Springs

And Pools

Let’s not forget how much fun I had at PRIDE Houston.  I was head of a committee.  Look how cute I was while trying not to pass out from heat exhaustion.

The real fun came at night.  you know the kind of fun I’m talking about, really erotic homo activity. haha. Something about the heat of the summer, the gay friendly atmosphere, and the sexy men and women you desire all cumming together.  I had a few undercover cock suckers call My Niteflirt line to tell Me about their scandalous escapades.

I will be traveling to California to visit TheAsianGoddess.  I last saw her months ago; I’ve had a hankering for some shenanigans.  As some of you know, We can be a very mean, very greedy duo.  Yet, you still call Our paid lines and beg for Our abuse.  Feel free to send us an abundance of money to spend on drinks and a fun night out in LA.  Smart boys subscribe to fan sites for exclusive pictures.  Stay tuned this weekend to see what We serve up.  Main course: Raw Feminine Power

I have produced more clips in the passed 2 months than I have in years.  Slowly weaving new webs to catch My prey.  you would know if you follow Me on one of the many platforms that I update regularly.  Be a good boy and sign up for My fan clubs.  IWantFanClub, OnlyFans, and last but definitely NOT least is AVN stars.  I post higher quality and increased quantity of pictures there.

Also, a friendly reminder: My birthday is in one month.  Get started on My wishlist and send Me gifts.

Welcome back to the Savage diary.  I had a great time in Mexico.  The sun was bright, the drinks were strong, and the resort was luxurious.  4 days of relaxing was good for the soul.  Everything about the trip was perfect.  lezzie lover was the only one who contributed to My international fun.  The rest of you turds chose to sit by idly on the sidelines, so you get vacation crumbs.

I’m excited for summer and the fun memories it brings.  I plan on taking a  handful of short mini vacations spread over the course of the summer to visit friends and family,  begin new vanilla and fetish endeavors, and collect your cash.  Many of you anticipate My holy body, scantily clad in a bikini; one purchased by YOU.  My sexy toes are exposed in sandals that will be worn for miles and miles while walking the city; sandals purchased by YOU.  I also love going for hikes and other outdoor activities.  Imagine getting to take a big whiff of a pair of MY sweaty trail socks; smelly socks for YOU to purchase.  you can feel the adrenaline now, imagining unzipping a sealed bag of MY stinky socks.  The idea of it makes you twitch.  your goal should be to please Me and contribute to My fun memories in the sun.  Shop My wishlist, cover tabs posted, and SEND TRIBUTES.

Are you a lurking loser or a contributing fan?

Did YOU buy this bikini?

Be sure to subscribe to My OnlyFans account, Get a closer look in My life with exclusive pictures.  Good (paying) boys get rewards.  These may come in the form of Savage souvenirs, pictures, clips, or simply My attention.  Start the summer off right and spend for Savage.

Hey Lovely Ladies and losers, I’m back to blogging after a bit of a break (surprise).  It has been so long since I last updated, it’s hard to pick a place to start.  First things first, let’s talk about My new bike and how cute I look riding it.  I love to go on 5+ mile rides.  One Savage souvenir collector purchased smelly socks and sweaty panties after a 13 mile ride. he knew how to thank Me for all of the opportunities of worship I created for your pleasure.

Bike Gang

socks so smelly they make your eyes water

SOLD: sweaty thong souvenir

The AsianGoddess came to Houston to visit Me.  As usual,  We were too stoned to take presentable pictures.  I laughed a LOT, drank way too much soju, and had a great time making new memories.  As much fun as We had here, I’m looking forward to visiting Her in California in just a few months.  Expect our Niteflirt lines to be ON.  We love to ruin beta boys when We are together.

Something I never thought I’d be doing is going to the rodeo.  Not once, but twice.  I went to the Rodeo once for a wicked cookout.  This turned out to be a drunken success story.  The second time was to see Santana live.  I, personally, was going for the Woodstock 1969 Santana Live, on acid.  Which was a victory as well.

Lick them clean, beta.

Summer is around the corner, so you should be contributing towards My fun funds.  Some items to cover are beach parking pass, new bikinis, and plenty of cash for drinks, snacks, new sunglasses, and whatever else I may think of while I’m out.  Follow My Twitter or pay to have access to My preferred chat platform, KIK, to find out what I’m up to.

you pay; I play

Last, but not least, My upcoming trip to Mexico. I am pretty excited since I deserve a nice beach vacation to kick off the season of sunshine.  So many of you little dweebs would jump at the opportunity to be My personal pool bitch. But that will never happen, so pay for My life of luxury and leisure.  lezzielover was the first of My pets who stepped up to contribute towards My fun in the sun.  The rest of you should fall in line.  Those who add to My adventures get rewards, such as exclusive vacation pictures like the one below.

 My cupcakes make you spendy

This year has come and gone so fast for Me.  I’ve been enjoying nature and Myself.  That’s right, putting Myself first for the past few months felt phenomenal.  I traveled to New Orleans, La., Chicago, IL., Austin, Tx., and Tennessee.  Getting to visit My sister, LadyLuxxx, for a week was a blast.  As you can imagine, the Mean Team was in full effect!!!  We did a whiskey tasting tour and hiked to a cute little waterfall spot.  I had to take off my clothes and get in while She sat on the rock wall and laughed at Me.  My friend from St. Louis came to town to visit Me.  She even got to witness and Niteflirt call.  hahaha

I was having fun and living it up until Hurricane Harvey wreaked havoc on Houston.  It was devastating and humbling at the same time.  I kayaked through the streets in My neighborhood.  The further I got from My house the more horrified I became.  The damage was like nothing I’d ever witnessed.  After the water went down and the clean up process began, I continued on with My regular run around My neighborhood.  Instead of feeling invigorated, I was heartbroken for My community.  Thankfully My home had minimal damage, yet nearly every street in My neighborhood was under water.  I spent two weeks delivering hygiene products, laundry soap, and food/water to those who had nothing.  Then came Hurricane Irma and Maria and more mass shootings.  There were devastating fires and earthquakes.  Not to mention living in a country with a clown for a president.  I’m hoping the new year will be brighter.

As you can see I have been busy with My own life lately.  However, I am ready to get back into the kinkier side of things and shred your finances for the holidays.  I hope you’re ready.  I’ve been plotting on ways to destroy your ego and your credit cards.  I know just what to do to turn your brain to mush and make you think with the stupid head between your legs.

It is My favorite time of the year.  Accepting gifts from a mysterious man with a beard that watches Me when I’m sleeping.  Be My Santa this year and see how rewarding it feels.  Wifey isn’t paying too close attention to your bank statement right now, so get to spending on ME.

I will be here to accept cash and gifts.

…And reminding you what a loser you are.

Then there are the few guys that are not losers, they simply enjoy a fun game, or worshipping and seeing Me smile.  So let’s play a game, a drinking game.  A little liquid courage to make the night more exciting.

I could go on and on with a recap on how My subs have been behaving, but honestly I don’t think they deserve the recognition.  If you want to come and go as you please, you will be treated as such. If you’ve been serving Me long term and fucked up, you too will start from the bottom all over again.  If you are delivering the bare fucking minimum, I will throw the D/s relationship in the trash.  Step it up or get stepped over!  The most frightening thing to you lonely fist fuckers is when a strong, independent woman enjoys being alone, unbothered by you!  Figure your shit out and come correctly: on your knees, eyes to the floor, and wallets out!

Buy Me presents or Skype ID for a session with Me.

Happy spoiling, boys.

As promised from My last blog, I will be doing more frequent mini blog entries instead of waiting months between updates.  Now if I could just update My clips as often….

I had a great birthday.  My friend took Me out for drinks at an upscale bar, complete with mixologists and drinks I’d never heard of.  The staff behind the bar were especially helpful and I really enjoyed all of My yummy beverages.  he then drove Me, the intoxicated Princess, and My car to his place and paid for My Uber home.

The next day a lucky loser sent $300 in birthday tributes and stepped up to pay for those ballet tickets I wanted so badly.  I got him really drunk and he had no idea how much premium seats were.  Watching his face melt as he realized he had just blown $700+ was priceless.  haahahahaha

My silly little broke college slave wanted to contribute to My special day.  he did the best he could and got Me tickets to an event here in Houston from Groupon.  This should be a lesson to ALL of My fans out there.  EVERYONE can contribute.  No wallet too big or small for My greed.  If you forgot to get ME a gift, it isn’t too late.  Send one NOW!!

I went to Austin, TX to see a UK musician.  It was a lot of fun.  My Lady and I were planning to go back for ACL this weekend.  you can pay Me back for the tickets -$200 total.  I enjoy art and live shows, which is why you will find My boys are usually the ones footing the bill for My leisure activities.  As it should be.